Essays & stories
Writing
Longer pieces that didn't fit into a five-minute set. Mostly true.
Towards the Light
A story I told at The Nest in Columbus, OH, about a smelly van, a Christian rock band, and heading straight for the light.
Read →The First Time
A story about finding out I was going to be a dad.
Read →Dead mom jokes (how i didn’t get picked for the Erma Bombeck Writers retreat).
I pitched a week-long humor writing retreat with stories about my mother. I didn’t get picked.
Read →yay therapy
A bartender heard my set about childhood trauma and asked if I was OK. Turns out that’s a fair question.
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